That awkward moment when someone slaps you and you react 2 seconds later.
“I’d Be Scared Of Calling 911 For Anything Because They Tape Those Phone Calls. You Know That Shit’s Private.”
THEY PLAY THAT SHIT ON THE NEWS 40 TIMES A DAY. ALL MY FRIENDS AT THE FUNERAL ARE ALL GOING LIKE:
LMFAO OMG I’M DYING XD
(Source: powwwpowww)
This Summer
school was out
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i thought i’d be partying all day
Chillin with my friends
looking at hot ass people
instead i was in the house
with my mom and her mom and her bi polar disorder
eating everything
when i did go to a party i was just like
Internet all night
entertaining myself
and school is about to start soon














